New Washing Machine and Dryer — NOW MIT BAUMWOLLE und MANGELTROCKEN!

We recently purchased a washer/dryer set for our little home (now made several cubic meters littler). I was highly impressed with the number of features sported by the dryer:

As you can see, I have a large set of choices. Why settle for a poorly, incomplete Leichtbügeln, when you could Bügel, or possibly even Bügeltrocken? (Note the EXTRATROCKEN, for a more powerful Trock.)

We have yet to receive full authorization from the City of Givataiim to operate such dangerous and massive pieces of machinery. However, today we came one step closer after installing the mandatory Feline Pet Safety Warning Sign:

The sign (hopefully) says, “Do not feed the washing machine”, in Russian.

If you would like Chloe’s elegant plumpness to help keep your own household feline away from your evil, cat-eating washing machine and dryer, please feel free to use this graphic in your own home:

(Right-click and choose “save as…” to store it on your own computer, in full size.)

Thank you for keeping your private household compliant with city regulations by explaining to others in plain, simple words that feeding your washing machine and/or dryer with your housecat is not allowed.

Anime Astronaut Porn

A care package sent to a sick astronaut in Planetes:

Strike magazine.

Anime Engrish

As a form of “Engrish from beyond the grave”, I hope to be able to publish found Engrish here, as well. But I’ll try not to reprint things that appear elsewhere. That means I have to find it myself. Which means I have to go to Asia.

Hmm, maybe later.

For now, I have two pieces from Anime shows that may interest you.

The first is a depiction of Microsoft Excel, which is funny because this frame was taken from an episode of the famous Excel Saga.

It’s fairly unremarkable except for the fact that it seems to be a product of “Microooft”.

Next cap was found recently, while watching an episode of Planetes. I wonder if this particular sign is based in reality, and if so, are we at all surprised?

“Let’s warn that you absorb it too much because your health is likely to be injured. Let’s keep smoking manners.”

Specialty Sex Products from the Far-East Bring you Extremely Pleasure

Imagine you leave your modest home, and go down the dirt path to the town medicine-man or pharmacy, for advice. After a long talk and a cup of tea, with an sheepish look on your face, the pharmacist agrees to take you into the back room, where he keeps a few alternative medicines and items. He tries to explain how to use them as best he can, and gives you tips on when they will be most effective.

Unfortunately, this romantic view of the far-East is abruptly broken by the reality of made-in-china.com, a place where artificial vaginae are easily purchasable – at a minimum of 1,000 units. Click to see more amazing info!