A Geek Dream:
Put in some hard hours beating up guards and climbing buildings? Let’s call it a day.
Just follow these easy, illustrated instructions, and you’ll be fine!
So you start out with this nice screen:
Followed up by this straightforward prompt:
Wait … now it’s loading?
Oh, right – because Assassin’s Creed is kind of a meta-game-within-a-game, so it’s extremely logical that I have to jump through a hoop to exit. So here we are, at the Animus prompt, about to actually EXIT the game:
Did I say game? I meant “Animus”. As soon as you leave the Animus, you may now QUIT:
Despite the fact that we’re pretty sure about ourselves at this point, we are interrogated further:
Thankfully, there is no password to quit – even though we are now at a kind of entrance page:
Ok, in order to quit the game, you need to go into a profile (yes, my profile is named after our cutesy name for our cat):
And now, at the very last screen. Well, the very next-to-last screen.
AWW HELL! I sure do want to keep playing at this point. Let’s NOT quit!!!
Vitaly discovered the correct solution: simply press ALT+F4 when it’s time to “push the button”.
Possible Reasons Ubisoft Never Tried to Make Quitting Easy:
My apparently VIRTUAL psychometric class takes place in the lovely cyberspace called Yud Alef 3, which belongs to one of the hundred-thousand IRONI high schools in Tel Aviv.
Yud Alef 3 has many features; one of which is the virtual workspace collaboration tool known as the “whiteboard” application:
So put on your VR goggles and hit the jump to read more.
Nobody know what it means in Swiss, so we spent a good amount of time trying to figure out what they were trying to say.
My favorite is Bone Trole.
Alternatively, perhaps it was taken from a Swiss street sign: To Blerone →
Somehow, when the masses approached the stage, Tanya, Vitaly and I were swept along, as well. And as a result, all three of us are now featured on the No Smoking Orchestra website gallery!!
Feast your eyes (from this gallery, we’re on the lower left-hand side):
We did it! We vindicated history and stuff, now we can pack up and go home, kthx universe.
Thanks to Tanya for finding the photo!!!!