Crog: the Cro-Magnon blogger

September 20, 2007

A new term

Filed under: antisocial tips, deep thoughts, smash, [bacterial] Culture — eli @ 3:11 am

I hope that someday I am credited with being the inventor of the term sneeze cultivation.

It’s when you almost sneeze, and you don’t, but you search for bright lights or the proper concentration or the correct dust configuration for your nasal passages. A sneeze brought about by such artificial means is thought of as cultivated.

When someone asks why you weren’t listening to whatever they were saying, you can tell them you were cultivating a sneeze.

Advertisements

1 Comment »

  1. I just stumbled upon this entry by accident, but I like your idea. The description is pretty good. I would like to use this term in conversation, but it isn’t exactly easy tor roll off the tongue. I can’t think of an improvement myself, but I like the voluntary sneeze conccept.

    Comment by Justin — October 31, 2007 @ 5:52 am


RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

%d bloggers like this: