Crog: the Cro-Magnon blogger

June 2, 2008

Geek Dream

Filed under: antisocial tips, artwork, home-made, shamelessly stolen, smash — eli @ 2:02 am

A Geek Dream:

September 20, 2007

A new term

Filed under: antisocial tips, deep thoughts, smash, [bacterial] Culture — eli @ 3:11 am

I hope that someday I am credited with being the inventor of the term sneeze cultivation.

It’s when you almost sneeze, and you don’t, but you search for bright lights or the proper concentration or the correct dust configuration for your nasal passages. A sneeze brought about by such artificial means is thought of as cultivated.

When someone asks why you weren’t listening to whatever they were saying, you can tell them you were cultivating a sneeze.

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