Crog: the Cro-Magnon blogger

March 14, 2008

Anagrams of “Toblerone”

Filed under: deep thoughts, smash, worldlike travel, [bacterial] Culture — eli @ 11:24 pm

Nobody know what it means in Swiss, so we spent a good amount of time trying to figure out what they were trying to say.

  • Elbo Trone
  • Noble Rote
  • Robot Lene
  • Robo ‘n’ leet

My favorite is Bone Trole.

Alternatively, perhaps it was taken from a Swiss street sign: To Blerone →


September 20, 2007

A new term

Filed under: antisocial tips, deep thoughts, smash, [bacterial] Culture — eli @ 3:11 am

I hope that someday I am credited with being the inventor of the term sneeze cultivation.

It’s when you almost sneeze, and you don’t, but you search for bright lights or the proper concentration or the correct dust configuration for your nasal passages. A sneeze brought about by such artificial means is thought of as cultivated.

When someone asks why you weren’t listening to whatever they were saying, you can tell them you were cultivating a sneeze.

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